John David Ragsdale: This is about me!

Accepting a Nobel Prize in medicine
Using my notoriety as a scientist to lobby for dual citizenship in Australia and the US
Running for elected office in both Australia and the US at the same time
Buying a small to medium sized island in the south Pacific for the sole purpose of declaring myself to be the emperor
Promoting legislation to mandate "an eye for an eye" type sentencing for all animal cruelty convictions
Blackmailing political opponents into supporting my pet causes
Coming up with new ideas to add to this unordered list